CBF

cbf is a word genrally used in most gaming servers or in life. normally referring to your self as lazy and fat and depicting yourself as a hobo

RaNdom: come join my server cunt or ill chop your balls off
YeghI: cbf

or

Tom: come to the bar where we can fuck hot naked women
Bob: cbf WTF?

by G[r]ey December 17, 2004

CBF

Standing for Chum Butt-Fucks. This refers to friends who are a little TOO close for comfort. Generally used by those witnessing moments of over familiarity.

Upon witnessing someone giving their friend a kiss on the lips.
"They are SO CBFs"

by Lsdbaby January 12, 2006

CBF

Cyber Best Friend - Someone you don't know but you talk to ALL the TIME through IM, email, Facebook, text, etc. They can be as close as a best friend's older sister, or as anonymous as a complete stranger all the way across the world, but you love them either way. You've never spoken in person, but you trust your CBF with your life. You know secrets about each other, and understand and are always there for each other. A CBF is a best friend with a twist. You're psychologically inseparable.

My CBF is amazing. I would do anything for her.

by strawberry13 August 04, 2010

cbf

A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.

For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"

and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"

where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"

Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...

by XenoX101 July 27, 2005

cbf

can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"

by ftc May 08, 2003

CBFS

Can't Be Fucked Syndrome, also known as the lower case form cbfs. It is caused by lazy people who do nothing nearly all the time, then it can lead to where they can't be fucked anymore so they just do nothing hence CBFS the cure is committing to do something, but if somebody has an extensive case of it, good luck to you; and it is very contagious

(teacher): why haven't you done your homework?
(kid): Because i have CBFS.

(boss): oi peter why haven't you come into work today?
(peter): because i have CBFS that's why

by mastrix8 June 16, 2011

cbf

When you literally "can't be fucked."

CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.

by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag January 18, 2011