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When you cough and fart at the same time
Ops - I just carted, my bad! :)
Carted by Jallenna December 2, 2022

Carted up 

Associated with a drug cartel, most commonly referring to a Mexican drug cartel.
"Don't fuck around with that man's, he's carted up"
Carted up by Marco klashnikov December 11, 2024

Shopping carted 

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.
boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

horse and carted 

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

Cart / carted 

British slang for saying someone’s “fat”, or “unfit”.

used by the British chaps and chapettes.
Example:

“Damm she’s hella cart / carted.”
No way man, their carted.”
Cart / carted by cr34tor November 9, 2022

Jimmy Carter 

Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.

He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!

Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019