copgasm

When a young cop is working to arrest someone but then starts thinking about his girlfriend and donuts. He then forgets about the criminal and drives the wrong way.

Bob: Hey, heard of the Alex the cop?
John: You mean the one who had a copgasm?
Bob: Yeah, the criminal then ran.
John: He's fired right?

by foxdimi88 September 2, 2016

cargasm

The intense moment of pleasure one gets from a vehicle, whether seeing, drivvng, or hearing it.

I had a cargasm when I hit third and wasted that jap piece of shit honda

by cory March 21, 2005

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

cargasm

what you get when you google a bugatti veyron or a lamborghini reventon

when i watch a video with a reventon or bugatti in it...i have a cargasm

by oneday May 29, 2009

cargasm

when you’re driving a car and you flawlessly park or make a turn so perfect you get overblown with joy

That left turn gave me a cargasm

by God af August 24, 2021

fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.

Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible

by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012

cargasm

Having an orgasm within the car while tapping on the gas.

I had a cargasm the other day in my toyota it felt awesome.

by bhensel April 17, 2009