Cank 

A dirty rotten swine type of person.

My ex was a cank. She kept cheating on me with old men.

Cank by twin_stacks October 15, 2019

Cank 

A swear word meaning "a pain in the @$$". It originated after "canker sore"

"You're a Cank" "These people are Canks" "What a Cank"

Cank by Mc-Newbie December 31, 2019

cank 

A derogatory term for a Canadian.
Somebody who likes hockey a lot and smokes up too much.

This term was created by Johnetta P.

I hate those maple tree huggin Canks.
All those canks are takin our jobs.

cank by J. Netta October 6, 2005

Cank 

Masturbating/Wanking with a condom on.

Person 1: "Got any condoms?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 3: "I need a cank, that's why!"

Cank by pozjh June 8, 2010

cank 

crying whilst having a wank

(a pity wank)

"boo boo hoo I am really sad the only thing that will cure my misery is a nice cank"

cank by gay vicar January 6, 2008

cank 

a penis

eat my cank

cank by Branden AaseN June 29, 2003

cank 

1.a derogatory term used to descrie someone as awkwardly fat b
2. the singular form of "Cankles"
3.a way of saying someone is a cankle-bearing skank (fat whore)

Cameron "Dude that new girl is a big cank"
Zach " aw man she aint that bad she someone cute"
Cameron " Are you kidding me look at those tree trunks i mean her left side is showing her big Cank"

cank by Ivins Mafia March 26, 2010