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c.o.b.s.t.l.

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.
me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...
by sam from G7 July 15, 2008
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C.O.B.S.

Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.
"Damn she looks constipated, she must have C.O.B.S."

or

"Jesus! What is his/her problem? Maybe they would be in a better mood if that crab let go of their ass!"
by brew haha April 23, 2007
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S.C.O.B.

(pronounced "skawb") Acronym for "scary-obsessive brain". Essentially, the part of your brain that blows things up to ridiculous proportions and obsesses over things. It makes one grateful for privacy of mind. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
(n) "Joe really likes to ski, so of course my S.C.O.B. took that piece of information and is scampering into relationship-land with it..."

(v) "Ugh, I can't stop scobbing over that kid in my English class. I don't even know his name!"
by Posha September 28, 2005
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C.o.B.

Abbreviation: Can of Beans
adjective
colloquialism

Average but tough day. Got a meal. Got through. End of conversation.

(Pronounced as individual letters.)
Flat Soda: How is your day.

Alyssa: C.o.B.
by anonymous May 9, 2019
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C.O.B.A

COBA or "c.o.b.a" is an acronym that stands for: Check Out By Association.

a "COBA" (pronounced: côh-bá) occurs when an attractive person is associated with an ugly or "unattractive" person, and said ugly guy or girl gets checked out, just because he/she is physically with a good-looking or even "hot" human being.

A COBA is a very tricky thing, if a COBA is initiated and the ugly person (who is usually checked out last) believes it was for their own looks, it may give the ugly one a false sense of confidence, that may lead to terrible choices of fashion; in clothing, hat selections and even worse, terribly unjustified arrogance. But, when COBA is noticed for what it is, the unattractive person can instantly return to his/her cyle of quiet self loathing.

Whether it be for selfish reasons i.e: making themselves look better in comparison (see also; duff) or the more noble paths: need of wingman/wingwoman, actually likes ugly person as a person: the better looking person always has a reason to be with their homely counterpart. Someone who has done a COBA can read the bond between the two, then analyze it from there.
David: "Bro, that cutie in the brown dress just totally checked you out!"

Juan: "No way man, she is SO not into fat dudes, plus, she friggin' eye-raped you first, that was a total COBA"

David: "a what?"

Juan:" a C.O.B.A!: check out by association, she checked you out cos' she wanted to, and me because she wanted to try to comprehend our friendship, and/or why you'd hang out with an ugly guy."
by John Kings jr July 11, 2009
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C.O.B.

C.O.B-Children of Bodom-enough said
C.O.B...its a band they play music and stuff
by meat puppet 666 December 22, 2005
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C.O.B

Cooperation of bears!
the bears that fight viggo and destroy the fur fighters in the quest to save the world and the matrix!
the types of bears are: polar, brown, black, panda, and grizzly bear!
there are also peacocks, dragons, alligators, and geese
by C.O.B leader November 3, 2003
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