Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021

mother buzzer

Swearword or insult for a wasp.

(When a wasp bothers you while you're having dinner in your garden:)
"Fuck off, mother buzzer!"

by ChoclitBunny November 26, 2013

neet buzzer

Northen England Term for a large moth.

Person 1: Oh God theres a neet buzzer in the house
Person2 : Get it out use the swatter

by Jennifer Annistonnn December 27, 2013

Moll Buzzer

A pickpocket who only targets women.

David is a moll buzzer 'cause he thinks women are an easier target seeing how their wallets aren't in contract with their bodies.

by clover- June 11, 2006

schvoogie buzzer

a device installed in retail outlets that warns the employees that niggers have just entered the building and the threat of shoplifting is iminent.

if you hear the schvoogie button 1x it means 1 nigger.2xs 2 niggers, 3 times...
call the police.

by glenn1907 January 31, 2005

buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.

Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.

by generalbone March 17, 2010