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Buttshit

Different than the more ambiguous term "shit", Buttshit refers to the actual shit from a butt.
That smells like buttshit.
by Pryceless4lyfe February 22, 2017
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bluntsplitters

Very long fingernails, especially on the thumbs. Originates from the practice of thug-type guys who would use their long thumbnails to cut open blunts.

Also used sarcastically to refer to someone's obviously poor grooming.
Damn, Alex got some bluntsplitters!
by KPW April 3, 2008
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buttslut

this is the third guy this week that she just met and had anal with...what a buttslut.
by kat November 18, 2003
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buttslutopotimus

a stage of higher being in the slut realm.
your sister is the buttslutopotimus at this party.
by mnkypushinbutins September 10, 2010
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Buttsexitis

A somewhat uncommon medical condition in which the afflicted party is hopelessly addicted to any of the butthole pleasures.
John was diagnosed with a severe case of buttsexitis, but he kept claiming that it was not about the butthole pleasures.
by ThreeTwelve November 24, 2007
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ButtSPLOSION

An event in which a very unlucky man or woman experiences such a case of explosive diherrieah that they have to hold on to something to fight liftoff. If the subject is a male and a bonerbo
then all this happens while he is blowing a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of his jap's eye. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! If the sublect is a female then the(click me im funny!) poo will just explode with so much force that it sounds like a nuke going off in a monkey's stomach while he is riding a big-wheel to cancun to meet a brown eyed, homeless whoman who is jacking off some guy cause he gave her a box of fried chicken from KFC that was sold from some gawkey teenager who had terrable acne that even Proactive cant solve! see what im getting at?
DUDE DUDE !!!I just heard steve in there whit the most HUGE buttSPLOSION i think I feld teh Earth move!
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Buttsplosion

third cup of coffee is almost always a mistake. #buttsplosion
by mysoulishome October 4, 2013
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