KPW's definitions

bluntsplitters

Very long fingernails, especially on the thumbs. Originates from the practice of thug-type guys who would use their long thumbnails to cut open blunts.

Also used sarcastically to refer to someone's obviously poor grooming.

Damn, Alex got some bluntsplitters!

by KPW April 3, 2008

doo-doo waters

A very immature term for anything of unmistakably low quality or desireability. Sometimes phrased as "DDW." The exact etymology is unknown to the author.

Daaaaaaamn the food at the cafeteria today was doo-doo waters

by KPW January 8, 2009