buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

by bird lawyer November 27, 2017

Dirty Bullocks

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.

After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

by troy horrowitz May 11, 2012

buttockals

The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.

Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."

by stockman09 August 12, 2007

buttsecks

Anal Love

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1

by Digga June 22, 2003

buttsecks

Humourous way to say anal sex. Usually used in a joking manner.

LYKE OMG IT WAS A P4LN 4 TEH BUTTSECKs!!!1

by YD June 19, 2005

Buttocko

A slang word for ass, normally used by prison inmates in the purpose of forcefully having their victim spread their ass cheeks for a painful butt pounding.

Yo nigga spread yo buttockos so i can enter with my pinga

by GetInMySleepingBag October 25, 2011

Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.

Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010