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Buttfucker 

Tom Pendergast or anyone like him. An asshole that likes to fuck people over.
Also can be a gay term whereas Tom likes to pump men's asses.
Buttfucker by Adam West January 14, 2003

buttfucker 

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
buttfucker by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025

Buttfucker Blues

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.
Buttfucker Blues by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

Canadian Buttfucker 

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.
1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."
Canadian Buttfucker by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010