buttfarmer

One who farms "butts" either in the confines their private plantation, or in a public area.

That old guy is a buttfarmer.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.

guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3

by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009

beluga buttface

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga

"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

buttfack

Anal intercourse between two heterosexual males, in which the balls of both participants do not come in contact of each other. Seperation of the balls may be as insignificant as a slip of paper to keep the act heterosexual and thus distinguish the buttfack from the buttfuck.

NOTE: the buttfuck between two men is a homosexual act in contrast to the buttfack.

Hugh Heffner and George Bush are free to buttfack as much as they want without losing their heterosexuality.

by George Freud July 30, 2005

buttface

N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)

He is such a buttface; I love him.(:

by SAMANTHA shocker December 25, 2007

buttface magoo

chunky fourteen year-old band geeks who are frequently bullied, harrassed, and incessantly teased by their younger peanut siblings.

matthew thomas o'brien is a buttface magoo

by Molly, Steven, and Sam November 23, 2007

buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."

by Kackling December 28, 2009