buttfed

Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).

Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."

Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"

by Lönnrot December 18, 2022

buttface

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.

CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?

by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

buttfart

Gas released between the buttocks cheeks, expelled gently and or forcefully into the surrounding air. There are numerous methods of release, therefore qualifying a "buttfart" an art form medium. Of course, there are those who do not partake in the exiting and age long celebration of human air. Cheers!!!

"Nice, thats one hell of a buttfart Rick, did you enjoy it or was it rather unsettling?", " Rather Tom, I found that particular buttfart, satisfying and rewarding, a true, and excellent buttfart." "Whoo, stinky."

by Damien Williams May 6, 2008

buttfarmer

One who farms "butts" either in the confines their private plantation, or in a public area.

That old guy is a buttfarmer.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

Buttfeeding

It's where one person puts a banana in their butt, and then someone else takes it out. by way of eating the banana. Similar to Cool Butt feeding, but not specific to one person.

"So this one night, Sally buttfed out of Johnny. I didn't know what Buttfeeding was so she called me a douche bag."

by LOLflute November 8, 2009

buttfer

Used as a joke while going through a checklist.

"Got the hammer?" "yep" "got the drill?" "check" "got the buttfer?" "whats a butt for?" "pooping stupid!"

by raphec October 18, 2007

buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.

guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3

by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009