Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Butter Dick

The way of describing how easily a dick went in.

"Man, last night was great thanks to his butter dick!"

by lilybell99 June 20, 2014

Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

dick butter

Dick butter is the creamy white stuff that lubricates the inside of the vagina.

Her pussy was slippery and wet, coated with dick butter

by omnipotentgirl January 18, 2004

Dick butter

The sweaty build up of grimmy residue that creates a strong stink that grows over time

Matt:what's that smell

John:haven't showered in a while , must be my dick butter

by Poop in the shower May 22, 2017

Dick Butter

When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.

Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.

I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.

by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018