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Burt's Bees Eye Burn

When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!
by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
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never show the burn card

The card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. Showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player's favor. The same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would've had a chance with her, had certain circumstances were in affect. Making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.
Jack: "Hi, Jill. Would you like to go out this weekend?"
Jill: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Jack: "Oh, I didn't know. No problem."
Jill "Yea we're talking about getting married. But you're totally awesome. If I didn't have a b/f, I woulda SOOOO gone out with you."
Jack: "Sweetie, never show the burn card."
by Raixor November 22, 2013
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Bong Burn

(n)

When someone who may or may not be experienced with a bong sucks too much smoke in and thus burns their throat, causing a burning sensation that can last for minutes or hours, depending on the level of the burn.
I got bong burn from taking some deep hits from the bong last night. It hurts like a bitch.
by MissMaryJane420420 November 8, 2009
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Oregon timber burn

The act of an Indian burn on an erect penis. Placing two hands on an erect penis and turning one clockwise and the other counter clockwise causing a burning sensation.
I gave Jim an Oregon timber burn last night while we were having sex.

Steve is being a real jerk, someone needs to give him an Oregon timber burn.
by kaittybird February 12, 2019
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Self Burn

A quote from the best comedy of all time #Brooklyn 99

Used if someone roasts them self
Person 1: " I have a medal that states i was the biggest teachers pet"
Person 2: " Oh self burn those are rare"
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burn the boats

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020
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Burn Me up (BMU)

When someone or something makes you SOO mad you feel like you're on fire.
The math teacher kicked me out of class for texting. She Burn Me Up (BMU)!

Or you could just say BMU.
by Burning Now March 12, 2011
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