your such a Burke
by keatsdouats December 6, 2016
When an accident prone or klutzy individual spills something, makes a mess, or causes themselves mild pain or injury.
He really burked it when he spilled coffee all over his cubicle wall.
Or
You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.
Or
You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.
by Oatmeal Afficianado August 12, 2011
Chris and Sean are taking turns playing COD
Chris:Why the fuck did you knife when there was no one there
Sean:Sorry Chris I burked again
Chris:Why the fuck did you knife when there was no one there
Sean:Sorry Chris I burked again
by burkey mcburkeburke November 5, 2010
by C_hamp November 9, 2007
A person, male or female, who can drink anything alcoholic, including a warm hobo beer, at any time of the day.
by FinnishTrol2 August 16, 2009
1. to be as drunk or high as you possibly can while operating a car over 101 mph
2. to set a land speed record above 130 mph on every country road in your community
3. to be a legend at your school for losing your license for 6 months for one speeding offense, getting stoned every night while you do your homework, or do a keg stand at breakfast, lunch, dinner and when you have the munchies
4. speeding as fast as possible to get places on time
2. to set a land speed record above 130 mph on every country road in your community
3. to be a legend at your school for losing your license for 6 months for one speeding offense, getting stoned every night while you do your homework, or do a keg stand at breakfast, lunch, dinner and when you have the munchies
4. speeding as fast as possible to get places on time
1. Dude I burked it last night with 4 bitches in the car and didn't get pulled over!!!
2. I was burking it last night and hit 135 on Drake Rd.
3. I pulled a burke and got screwed for speeding, but who cares cuz now I have all the more reason to sit at home, get stoned and get as shitdaced as possible!!!
4. OMFG, I overslept and didn't want to be late today so I Burked it to school!!!
2. I was burking it last night and hit 135 on Drake Rd.
3. I pulled a burke and got screwed for speeding, but who cares cuz now I have all the more reason to sit at home, get stoned and get as shitdaced as possible!!!
4. OMFG, I overslept and didn't want to be late today so I Burked it to school!!!
by MIKE BURRRRRRKE! November 21, 2006
by Indiana guy February 5, 2015