Ron Burgundy

A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.

Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!

by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004

Bureaucromancy

A practice of divination based on the outcome of the random and indeterminate bureaucratic process.

Applying for any number of different programs, jobs, or schools, knowing that where you are accepted or offered a position will determine the course of your life from that point onwards, thereby allowing the fates to decide your, um, fate.
"I am torn between moving out of town or staying here. After the ancient rites of bureaucromancy have been performed, I shall be informed of my destiny, most likely by a form letter."

by Carla P. September 25, 2005

bureauphobia

n.-the condition of being afraid or anxious of bureaucracy and formality esp. that relating to government and big corporations.

adj.-bureauphobic

n.-bureauphobe

Ted's beareauphobia made his impending trip to the DMV a source of panic.

by joflo July 3, 2004

bureaucrat

One who works by fixed routine, without exercising intelligent judgement.

A bureaucrat explained the regulation to me.

by James MacMillan September 8, 2006

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

bureaucrap

The useless scraps of red tape, spurious documentation, signatures, human signatories, telephone messages, Post-It(TM) notes, faxes, LOIs, MOUs and other detritus that are necessary in order to navigate a needlessly bureaucratic organization.

"Bring that stack of bureaucrap to the vendor meeting. Corporate Counsel needs to know that we dotted our "i"s on this one."

by Hoto Parker March 3, 2006

Bureaucrat

An alternative energy source to oil. Burning Bureaucrats creates jobs and is good for the environment.

These bureaucrats are killing my business! We should put the on a boat and burn it!

by Deathbypaperwork March 1, 2011