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Birdman

The most savage and funniest person you can meet. He will always give you his honest opinion and make it sound funny.
When Birdman roasts you, you know you're fucking pathetic.
by The Yin and Yang Dragon December 7, 2018
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you are not the birdman!

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.
Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!
by birdmanalldaii October 2, 2009
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harvey birdman

A washed up super hero who practices law and has to face the troubles of life as an attorney.
(To the other guy: He doesn't 'dress' as a bird. He IS a bird- it's his super hero asset, remember?)
by The Paradiddle Pro October 14, 2004
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Birdman

Birdman is a 36 year old handcrafted call of duty athlete that just like all other males, must live on veteran difficulty. He can most often be found studying Eugenes and how they function in life compared to a normal person.
Birdman just saved a life by sharing his golden rule; when a Eugene reaches into a backpack, you know it’s time to run.
by GoldRush June 19, 2019
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Harvey Birdman

A fictional attorney for the law firm Sebben and Sebben on Cartoon Network's Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. His inept lawyering skill is only salvaged with the help of his partner, Avenger, or his office clerk, Peanut. The character is based off of Hanna Barbara's Show featuring a character of the same name.
by hylan the verbose January 13, 2009
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Burkman

a guy who is dating a girl way too good for him
"Dude look at that hot girl! Wait, look who she's with! Dammit Burkman!" (Re: Josh Burkman and Arianny Celeste)
by Control_sauce November 25, 2009
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An addictive game!

Rules of the International Birdman Assosiation:

1) If a player looks at another player who is in birdman position, that player must lie down on the ground, flat on his or her back, regardless of the location, situation, or any inconveniences.

2) If a player throws the block sign in the air before looking at another player who is in birdman position, he or she has successfully blocked the birdman attempt, and does not have to lie down on the ground.

3) If Player A watches Player B get into birdman position with the intentions of birdmanning Player A, Player A does not have to lie down on the ground.

4) Any player who refuses to go to the ground after a successful birdman will be suspended from play indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

5) Any player who abuses the block or wrongfully claims a block will be suspended indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

6) Any birdman appearing online, on paper, in video, through text message/IM, or drawing is valid. Failure to accept such methods of birdman will not be tolerated.

7) When two people birdman each other simultaneously, both will cancel out and nobody goes down. We call this the "Forget and Move On" policy.

8) When 2 people birdman 1 person who is already in birdman position, the 1 person must go down once (same goes for 3 v 2, 4 v 3, etc. attacks).

9) When a driver is birdmanned, he must get down at the first possible stop.

10) When a person looks at himself in birdman position in the mirror or at his own birdman drawing, he must get down. This is referred to as "suicide."

11) Peripharals (periphs) are legal if used honestly to detect an attack. Abuse of periphs will result in banishment from the game.

12) The right to birdman shall not be denied on the basis of race, skin color, gender, or age.

13) Abuse of the game in inconvenient situations is prohibited.
The International Birdman Assosiation had a meeting today, and by the end, everyone kept the block symbol up, cause everyone had to go to the groud atleast twice!
by Samuel Jacob Harris October 4, 2007
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