Twat tartan for twats. Items of clothing such as caps that chavs must wear at a forty degree angle to their heads. Can be reffered to as "chavberry".
"Don't touch my burberry peak fucker, otherwise i will throw bottle-caps at you"
"I am hard because i am wearing a fake pair of burberry socks"
"I am hard because i am wearing a fake pair of burberry socks"
by Andy June 1, 2004
This is infact a very expensive brandname, but the b*st*rd townies decided to buy cheap burberry items from the market, to make themselves look hard and like an old womans hat.
Also see scally, townie and tinnie
Also see scally, townie and tinnie
by John Greenfield May 21, 2004
Tartan for twats. Disgusting brown check-patterned clobber worn by tasteless morons (see townie) who live in shabby provincial towns like Staines, Basingstoke, and Plymouth, listen to mind-numbing dance/garridge/rap music, and hang around shopping centres in groups of about 27 (like their idols, Blazin' Squad) so they can safely beat up and rob anybody sporting long hair, jeans, and a Nirvana t-shirt "cos they're queer, innit!" Most members of the 'burberry massive' (regardless of sex) wear a cheap imitation type of burberry purchased at the local market for a fiver - if its the genuine article, you know its been stolen! The most common form of burberry clothing worn by the male of the species is a hideous brown-checked baseball cap, worn at a pointed 45-degree angle, designed to facilitate the headbutting of lamp posts/students/goths, as well as allowing them to see where they're going when walking with their heads facing the floor (to allow the easy discharge of chewing gum, phlegm, and/or
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!
Moron 1: "Wot do ya fink of my boss Burberry threads!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"
by Antitownie April 12, 2004
by bob saget March 26, 2004
A checkered designer pattern that is rather nice.
Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.
Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.
by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004
by waaaay April 29, 2004
Urban camouflage for townies.Was popular for elderly women to wear in the 1950s. Anyone who wears it nowerdays is automatically recognisable as a complete and utter cunt
Often shortened to "Burb"
Often shortened to "Burb"
Townie 1: D'ya liyk mah burb cap?
Townie 2: Yeah, fuckin bling man
Human: Wear proper clothes you arse, not 1950's women's wear.
Townie 1 & 2: COME ON THEN!
Townie 2: Yeah, fuckin bling man
Human: Wear proper clothes you arse, not 1950's women's wear.
Townie 1 & 2: COME ON THEN!
by Parge December 14, 2004