Dirty Van Buren

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.

Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.

by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010

Barbenheimer

Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.

"Hey bro, are you going to cosplay for the Barbenheimer premiere this weekend?"
"You bet I am: I have my suit pressed and my girlfriend's pink high-heels ready to go."

by ragonkmasterp1 June 10, 2023

free burden

goin' braless!

for a female to not wear a bra (see free boobin' )

Brooke: Megan, are your wearing a bra?

Megan: naww. I'm going free burden. It makes me feel more wild and natural. Plus, the breeze over my tits is great.

Brooke: Why did I even ask?

by pickywick21 January 6, 2012

Yellow Man's Burden

the task given to all Asians to be better than everybody else at anything; the ultimate goal of all Asians

Since the dawn of the SATs, the Yellow Man's Burden was placed upon all Asians.

Guy 1:Can you come to the party on Saturday?
Guy 2: Sorry, I can't because I have to study.
Guy 1: That sucks, I'd hate to have the Yellow's Man Burden too.

by Confucius Bic Boi July 17, 2012

Mc Burberry

An Amazing British Rapper who has done all of our mums.

Friend: Ay, bro, do you like Stormzy?
Me: Nah, Mc Burberry is better

by CamoconiC February 25, 2018

booze burden

Someone who wants to attend a party but refuses to chip in for booze or bring their own drinks.

Jonny: Can Richie come to the party on Saturday?

Jordan: No way man, that guys a booze burden!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan October 12, 2010

Martin Van Buren

The only President of the USA along with Benjamin Harrison who didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He had some sick muttonchops and lost his re-election to William Henry Harrison, who subsequently died 30 days after.

The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.

by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020