Burben

someone who doesnt live in the ghetto, someone who has no clue about the ghetto, someone who fallows by the rules,
someone who uses werid language "spiffy" "nifty"

"shes soooo burben"
"shes the burbenest person Ive ever met"
"your burben"
"you and your burben town"
"your a burben and you fail x"

by Ashh ;> October 14, 2008

The Van Burens

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).

Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.

by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 24, 2013

burden of demascus

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)

I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

by TannersTensionYo November 5, 2013

Beast of Burden

Someone who carries anothers burdens, insecurities, or issues. This comes from the term for an animal used to transport goods or conduct hard labor such as an ox.

A beast of burden is not an ugly person or someone who causes burden as it has been incorrectly define before.

I swear he deals with all her problems. He’s just her beast of burden.

by Kuamonie January 6, 2018

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

burden of proof

Your responsibility to prove or provide evidence for a claim you have made, without being allowed to change the subject or avoid backing up the claim. The sister term to a burden of proof is a red herring (a logical fallacy tantamount to derailing). When someone has the burden of proof and doesn't want to back up their statements, they will usually either commit a blatant red herring and try to sidetrack the conversation or try to shift the burden of proof onto the other person. Since few people can clearly list their beliefs and evidence about global warming, economic models and policies, and cause-and-effect social claims ("legalizing marijuana will make everyone into a drug addict!"), this will remain a major problem for many years to come.

Guy 1: There is indisputable proof that God exists. Guy 2: May I see this proof? Guy 1: No. It is your job to prove that God does not exist. Guy 2: I do not have the burden of proof here. I claimed nothing.

Guy 1: Donald Sterling is a terrible person. He should lose all of his money, his job, and never be seen in the public eye again. Guy 2: Can you defend the claim that he's a terrible person? Guy 1: I know him well, on the basis of hearing a phone conversation of his. All people like him are the same. They are racists and they need to go down! Guy 2: Slow down there. You have a burden of proof to prove that 1) he's a terrible person. 2) you can judge someone enough based on a brief phone call to know they're a terrible person 3) all such people need to go down (whatever that means). Guy 1: I'm not going to discuss this! He's a racist and that's it! Guy 2: Please be a mature adult and respect that to continue this dispute, you must address your own burden of proof.

by Eric Kazinsky May 31, 2014

snuff burden

An unfortunate inability to return home after a night out without a munter in tow. One who bears the snuff burden is liable to copulate with the ugliest, fattest, most vile women under the dillusion that they are mildly attractive.

Did you see that bird he got off with last night? He was definitely under the snuff burden.

by Andrew Peacock January 28, 2007