trump bunker

The fictional place to which one withdraws when they are either tired or fed up with Trump's antics, especially over social media.

There's been so many idiotic presidential tweets and backlash that I need to just retire to a Trump bunker to get away for a while. (Aka, avoid social media).

by JanuaryFire May 13, 2017

Basement Bunker

noun - The lower points of entrance on a male or female

Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker

Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

bunker duck

a heinous lookin girl, like, holy shit ugly

That girl is one nasty bunker duck, I wouldn't hit that shit in the dark with a blindfold and someone else's dick!

by sleepyferret February 4, 2009

bunker jumping

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.

Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!

by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017

Bunkered

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

bonkerdom

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009

spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011