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bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it
"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"
by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021
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bunkbedcoffin

the nicest person on earth :D
bunkbedcoffin is amazing and talented. be like bunkbedcoffin.
by cxbainsguitar June 1, 2021
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Bunk Bed

A place where no one will ever have sex.
Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.

Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.
by Noahakmen November 16, 2009
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Top bunked

The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.
“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”
by COCKCHEWY August 21, 2021
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bunked

Bunked - To skip something, such as an event, school, or work.
Today i Bunked a lesson because it was going to be boring.
by Daniel Briant April 17, 2008
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bunked

Unknowingly repeating information that is a hoax, prank, or general misinformation that has surfaced on the internet or by word of mouth. Generally the person is repeating information that is highly illogical or just unbelievable and thinks they have stumbled upon something brand new that they have to share with everyone ASAP!
Brian: Bro, I saw where they are coming out with hover boards pretty soon!
Alex: No shit, I dont believe it!
Brian: Yea bro, here is the youtube video: (video: A4vE_vpkr90)
Alex: Oh OK it must be real then.

Alex: Bro they finally came up with hover boards!!! Brian showed me the video.

Me: Bullshit, that whole thing was a hoax (provide them with link). Brian just bunked the fuck out of you and Im getting really tired of DE-bunking him.
by coderman May 19, 2014
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Bunked

When you have reached a state where you are both baked and drunk. Kind of like a vodka cheese cake.

Invented on a night of follies between the three bro-skateers as they sipped on beer and pulled on a J, all while looking into the distance of the earth's mystical domain. A night like this leaves only the bestest memories and a sense of inner warmth comparable to a caress of a red panda.
Only in a state of bunkedness is it ok to try a frontflip from a sand dune.

Accompanied by some nifty tunes, the bunked lads were on a ship to a far away land.
by EdibleCakez June 2, 2014
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