busdriver

when one screws a female in either rear orafices in a bus with the female in a bent over position-leaned over a seat with the male behind the female either staning or kneeling
all the while the bus driver in the front screeches to a halt then accelerates then screeches to a halt thus a piledriver effect is achieved but in a bus *warning- do not try this at home or on the school bus*

Matthew likes to pull a busdriver on Troolin in the bus

by Jacques d'aballesoffe April 1, 2003

Jose Busdriver Santiago

1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.

2. An Asshole

3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.

1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.

2. Two men walk into a meeting

Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting

John: Great

Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago

John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere

by thisguyrocks July 11, 2011

Busdriver

The most evil woman in the world who yells at me for turning my head and makes the ride home pure hell every day. And who knows when you're looking at her so she can look up in the mirror to see you and when she does this, her eyes roll back into her head like a demon.

Look at the busdriver. She sees us! Duck!

by Moomoo May 13, 2005

busdriver

1)Lifeless zombies who are in the state of either debt, doubt, or high blood pressure that drive buses. Occassionally you will come across a hybrid, one who's mother cross breeded with a human.

2)Dog's encapsulated in obese human costumes, that drive buses, and never stop nagging for food.

1)"Dude, C'mon, the busdrivers gonna get his blood pressure checked again."

2)"I still don't under stand how the busdriver can still afford all of the fritolays chips."

3)"Good thing the busdriver can't fit through the isle way."

4)"Tony, did you bring any dog treats in your backpack today. The busdriver is barking again"

5)"Yes! Our substitute busdriver can't see over his stomach!"

by Kierin September 20, 2005

busdrivers

The uniform of the U. S. Air Force. Derived from the style of the airman's uniform which resembles an old bus driver's uniform.

Before the inspection, I need to get my busdrivers tailored and pressed.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

busdriverphobia

The fear of a bus driver, you start to cry after talking to them if they are mean.

Why'd you start crying when the bus driver didn't let us on the bus because it was all maximum capacity. I have busdriverphobia

by ItS mE tHaT hOe November 23, 2020

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025