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monkey bumps

A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
by crxchaos June 7, 2005
mugGet the monkey bumpsmug.

monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush
That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
mugGet the monkey bumpsmug.

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