bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.

John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

cumologist

Some one whos knows alot about cum. They are normally gay

My science teacher is a proper cumologist

by ctneas September 14, 2011

Booologist

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.

Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.

by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017

Marine biologist

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

BULBOLOGIST

A techincian that has many years of experience in replacing automotive light bulbs.

The customer brought their car in because it wouldnt run. John the bulbologist checked and replaced multiple light bulbs on the vehicle, yet it still did not run.

by uhave2bkidding September 3, 2010

bæologist

Someone who tries to figure out why bæ is mad. (Job impossible)

Dude why is bæ mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer

by adawg March 14, 2015

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005