Bumcumber

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

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bumnut

A piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.

He doesn't wipe his backside, he will get bumnuts.

by Kai_76 February 18, 2008

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Bumcat

A person who dresses in the manner of an alley cat if they were to where clothes.

"Bumcat" outdated clothes, holey faded shirts, shoes from the dollar store. Brands you never heard of.

by The Kiddz August 17, 2010

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Bumputer

A computer for ya butt

Mom: RYAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR BUMPUTER???
Ryan: Definitely NOT watching gaysian porn anyway...

by Davy BIG Schlong June 12, 2021

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bumcum

A translucent, beige, sticky, mucus created in the rectum by the body to help prevent log jams.

...so i ended up at her house and she opened a drawer full of toys but I had to pick the dried bumcum off her butt plug before we could use it...

I thought there was a monster turd brewing but I sat there for 15 minutes and only managed to fart out a teaspoon of bumcum.

by poxley March 26, 2010

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