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The Real Bolander Dick

The worlds largest penis
that kid must have the real Bolander Dick , its huge!
by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009
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Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
by blandersong January 10, 2009
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Hurnty Bolander

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.
"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.
by Gaietyy June 22, 2009
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Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.
The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.
by polyhistor May 5, 2009
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Balijander

A big balija.
Insult to big muslims in Bosnia.
Look at Hamza! He's such a balijander.
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bellanderous

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.
by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023
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Blanderspotchen

When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'.
My baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen. At least I don't have to take care of another baby.
by Filber Duckbody May 8, 2008
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