Buick

The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.
Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.
by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
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Buick

(n.) Willfully stupid and/or ignorant person.
"Why else would he vote for Bush? Cuz he's a Buick, that's why."
by King Mob October 18, 2004
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Buick

Another term for throwing up because something is so hideous looking.
The fat-chick in the belly shirt made me Buick all over the bar.
by DP1983 May 26, 2009
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Buick

v. to shart. To fart in such a juicy manner as to bring excrement content into question.

n. A shart. An especially juicy fart.
"Dude, that was a fucking, Buick." - Matt Damon
"Whoa... Buick." - Kianu Reeves
"Total Fucking Buick" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"That was the nastiest Buick, I have ever experienced." - Conan O'Brien
"You are going to need a change, after that Buick." - Oprah
"Buick." - Dr. Dre
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Buick

A feeble old lady. Named for the oversized (and proportionally underpowered) cars they invariably drive.
The supermarket bagger got annoyed at the fact that all his today were Buicks, all of them asking him to unload their shopping filled with kitty litter and tapioca pudding into their Cutlass Supremes.
by Loogaroo November 26, 2006
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Buicked

<verb>

To be trapped behind an old person who is driving slowily without the possibility of passing. Most often is performed by a person driving a Buick, but also common with Lincolns, Caddilacs, and other land yachts.
Damn it! I was going to be there on time but some old geezer just Buicked me doing 30 in a 45 zone.
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buick

A term describing a blow job in which both the penis and testicles are enveloped in the giver's mouth. They take the whole buick: wheels, chassis and all.
Have you seen Julia Roberts' mouth? I bet she could give a mean buick!
by buicklover April 8, 2010
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