The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.
Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.
by Woody Thomas January 27, 2006
(n.) Willfully stupid and/or ignorant person.
by King Mob October 18, 2004
by DP1983 May 26, 2009
v. to shart. To fart in such a juicy manner as to bring excrement content into question.
n. A shart. An especially juicy fart.
n. A shart. An especially juicy fart.
"Dude, that was a fucking, Buick." - Matt Damon
"Whoa... Buick." - Kianu Reeves
"Total Fucking Buick" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"That was the nastiest Buick, I have ever experienced." - Conan O'Brien
"You are going to need a change, after that Buick." - Oprah
"Buick." - Dr. Dre
"Whoa... Buick." - Kianu Reeves
"Total Fucking Buick" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"That was the nastiest Buick, I have ever experienced." - Conan O'Brien
"You are going to need a change, after that Buick." - Oprah
"Buick." - Dr. Dre
by $100 February 03, 2010
A feeble old lady. Named for the oversized (and proportionally underpowered) cars they invariably drive.
The supermarket bagger got annoyed at the fact that all his today were Buicks, all of them asking him to unload their shopping filled with kitty litter and tapioca pudding into their Cutlass Supremes.
by Loogaroo November 16, 2005
<verb>
To be trapped behind an old person who is driving slowily without the possibility of passing. Most often is performed by a person driving a Buick, but also common with Lincolns, Caddilacs, and other land yachts.
To be trapped behind an old person who is driving slowily without the possibility of passing. Most often is performed by a person driving a Buick, but also common with Lincolns, Caddilacs, and other land yachts.
by Beat_the_Beetis September 11, 2009
A term describing a blow job in which both the penis and testicles are enveloped in the giver's mouth. They take the whole buick: wheels, chassis and all.
by buicklover April 09, 2010