Buggery Tower

It is suspected that when the University of Bristol plan their redevelopment, they will build a Buggery Tower in the centre of the University to compliment the ASS. The Buggery Tower will have a unique and striking shape and dominate the Bristol skyline. The potential uses of the Buggery Tower are currently unknown.

I will practice buggery in the Buggery Tower if and when it is built.

by BristolPeeps December 17, 2006

buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.

'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'

by MerryAndy October 9, 2006

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks! I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter September 8, 2008

buggery butter

A common sexual lubricant popular among metro-sexuals, altar boys, federal prisoners,and members of Parliament and their aides. Usually made from recycled deep-fryer oil.

"Pass the buggery butter Vic....I just hired a new personal assistant".

by Morris Rufus July 24, 2016

Go to buggery

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.

"You don't like it? Go to buggery."

by zmp February 10, 2005

Brass Bound Buggery Box

A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.

Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.

Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.

Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!

Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!

by ergie December 29, 2009