A phrase commonly used by various characters from the children's television series Thomas & Friends. It is usually used as an alternative to "Oh my goodness" and similar phrases.
by Gabe2006 December 8, 2021
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Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
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When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018
Get the Buffer Nut mug.An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.
A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
Get the Boner Buffer mug.A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.
I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them
by violentfemme May 2, 2009
Get the Buffer Guest mug.The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.
Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
Get the buffer urinal mug.noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.
"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"
"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
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