Buddha

The one fat guy in every group of friends.. he is cool, chill, and all around awesome! this guy tends to be a smart ass and a philosophical genius

Cierra: that fat guy over there is pretty cool!

Allana: yea, he is!

Mike(the fat guy): you can call me Buddha!

by HineyMan July 13, 2010

Buddha

Getting hammered 24/7 and doing stupid things while you are.

That dude was CRAZY last night! I mean, he was just being Buddha

by RIPwindow April 26, 2017

Buddha

Dairy product, not to be confused with I Can't Believe it's Not Butter.

Barbara, it was like buddha!

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

Buddha

a fat girl(or boy), particularly one considered unattractive in other ways as well.

This is due to their physical resemblance to the corpulent statues of 'The' Buddha (a spiritual teacher in the northern India 563-483 BC, and the founder of Buddhism).

Nate: dude, check out Stacey over there, sat on the bench
Arfur: what, with the blonde hair?
Nate: no, the other one. i spoke to her friend Louisa, and she's well up for you, man! You gonna tap that then?
Arfur: Nah man, i dont do Buddha's

by MeisterJ3D July 24, 2009

Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Buddha

(adj, proper noun)
1) The state of being large, resembling the Buddha.
2) Josh P's father.

1: "We're going to the Americana tonight with Buddha, then a game of May I." - Dan Razzo

by JustinAC February 5, 2005

buddha

a man, a teacher who taught the way to inner peace... to stilling the fires of desire and attachment.

theres only one man i respect its the buddha.

by LuciferAKAZeke September 23, 2005