buch dich

Eric Garner or to bend you and take it

I just go Buch diched fo shizzle so my ba Jizzy is all trippin in my ride.

or

Peep dis Doto Mite, I just go Buch diched and my shiznit is not fly

buch dich by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Buch Nasty

The entity known as Tyler Buch IV, who created such amazing ideas as floppage and the pocket Jesus.

A true genius; he also likes boobs and women. (And boobs.)

Dude, that is Buch freakin' Nasty.

Buch Nasty by Tyler November 18, 2004

ken o buch 

Someone who originates from Scotland and doesn't know what 69'ing Olivers mum means and loves getting yoghurt down his bag.

Ohhhh Ken O Buch

ken o buch by Ooooooooohhhhhgod January 27, 2017

Ari Buch 

A very horny male who steals his mom’s bra and knows the entirety of pornhub. Also someone should report him to the ICE. Dude’s a straight up illegal.

Yo that Mexican Ari Buch has a pretty hot sister

Ari Buch by Itty Bitty Titty Comitee June 3, 2019

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

Buchen 

A cigarette, or bogue

Yo Ox-guy, buchen?

Buchen by 420swed September 26, 2010

buchalize 

1. To stand in the doorway of someone's office and awkwardly stare at them until they feel extremely uncomfortable.
2. To slowly inch up to people backwards in an attempt to subtly eavesdrop on their conversation, when in fact they all notice how unsubtle you are and just make fun of you without your realizing it.

"Did you see him trying to buchalize us earlier? Why doesn't he take a hint that it isn't his business and walk away."

buchalize by el maestro February 23, 2013