Bubble Wrap Sex

What happens when you roll out bubble wrap, squirt some baby oil all over it and you and your partner have slippery popping sex!

Wow! Did you hear all the popping and giggling coming from their room last night? Yeah he told me they had Bubble Wrap Sex, she kept sliding away and he really had to work for the prize!

by Red B June 17, 2012

bubble wrap party

the extra safe way to boogie

sarah : mr miller just invited me to his bubble wrap party wana come with?
chris : do you even have to ask?! I'm there!
sarah : I might wear my mad hatter costume.
chris : that would be a strange sight
sarah : well i think i will. the bubbles will keep me safe

by miss mad hatter May 6, 2008

Bubble wrap girl

A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety. Far too often, it turns out that the "accidents" are the result of domestic abuse.

What do you call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A man who beats his wife.

by Dale James August 7, 2017

bubble wrap

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

Bubble wrap generation

The Bubble Wrap Generation is the generation after Gen Y. This generation (from about 1995 onwards) is characterised by softness - i.e. they play alot of computer, generally overweight, their 'sport' is chess, and would prefer to play Age of Empires Expasion pack rather than socialising or being outside.

Jack: Why won't kids these days go camping or play sport?
John: Cause they're soft - they're all from the Bubble Wrap Generation

by interaction June 11, 2008

bubble wrap pussy

When you use bubble wrap as a condom and so a female's pussy will be poppin'

Bro I was with my girl last night but I didn't have a condom so I turned her shit into bubble wrap pussy

by Def¥ June 20, 2015

Bubble Wrap the Backyard

When a man wearing a magnum is fucking a woman from behind and once he cums proceeds to remove said condom, inflate it, and pop it by slapping it against the woman’s ass with a flourish.

One guy to another: “I heard Jonathan say he’s going over to her house tonight to bubble wrap the backyard”

by Glow Hughes May 3, 2021