Brutus

An intimidatingly muscular man that secretly hopes about one day fulfilling his dreams of becoming a professional ballerina

Guy1: I want to do an interpretive dance at the talent show!
Guy2:That is such a Brutus move

by inconspicuousness July 26, 2016

Brutus

A thicc Irish boy.

"Oh look at brutus!! His ginger hair makes all the other boys and gals hee-hee"

by thiccgingersnickers May 23, 2019

Brutus

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.

Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.

by The Troll July 12, 2005

brutus

A popular password cracker program that is used to find the passwords of websites.

I used brutus to crack you pass...

by mdemon9991 January 22, 2005

Brutus

1. a bodyguard, a warrior that will preserve and protect her friend at all means neccesary, and i mean all means! Male douche bags should refrain from contact. (Please also see douche bag for reference)

We dont have to worry about random guys tonight; we have Brutus with us!

by Danise Weber September 23, 2008

brutus

The act of scratching one's own ballsack, then sticking the smelly fingers directly under the nose of an unsuspecting victim. Usually done as a sneak attack.

Mike pissed me off, so I felt he deserved a Brutus.

by Joe Blob October 4, 2005

Brutus

A man or woman’s belly.

She has a brutus but I wouldn’t say she’s fat.

by chickenboy October 31, 2021