bronch

brunch between 2 bros

guy 1: i'm hungry let's get some breakfast
guy 2: but it's lunchtime
guy 1: let's get some brunch
guy 2: nah dude that's heaps gay, we shall call it bronch

by mustbthehennessy September 16, 2011

Brounch

The sound it makes when a body part gets closed in a car door.

My hand has been killing me ever since oscar fucking brounched my hand in the car door.

by YesIamTwo December 12, 2009

Bronch

Lunch between two or more bros. (straight bros)

Hey bros, let's get some lunch. We'll call it bronch.

by PC305 May 9, 2014

bronch

the theoretical area between the taint and the asshole

Bro, my bronch is raw after using that shitty toilet paper.

by brosof525 September 23, 2009

whimpy nasal bronch

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse

"You are a whimpy nasal bronch!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

Brounch

When two male friends go to lunch together.

Bro #1: Hey Bro, wanna go to Brounch?
Bro #2: Yeah Bro, I'm leaving the office right now! Meet you at Paco Royale in 5.

by VP of Moisture Management August 6, 2010

bronch

The piece of skin stretching from the scrotum to the asshole. Also known as the taint, the grundel, the gooch, fromunda and the fuzzy fun bridge.

After a night of glorious sex, I had her go under the blankets and sample my Sunday "bronch."

by Thadeus Johanssen May 2, 2006