Brumped

The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Hence, Bro-dumped. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner. The song Niki FM by Hawthorne Heights is an example of a tragic child who was Brumped by his Bestie with Testies.

Dude I had the shittiest night, I was brumped by my whole fraternity for Sleeping with Syphilis Sally.

by Norske1986 April 22, 2011

Brumet

Able to perform feats of amazement with little or no resources.

-How are you going to get that done before tomorrow? You don't have any tools.
-Not sure, I guess I'll have to pull a Brumet

by MI-69 November 8, 2010

Brumper

Brumper is a name for a couch or sofa usable only by old people, especially grandparents.

Synonyms:
Davenport; Chesterfield

"Oh Thomas, get of the brumper and come eat your breakfast"

by Matthew McMahon June 20, 2018

Gary brummet

A old fagot wannabe ninja who cant do anything without grunting or complaining..............................and has noodle arms

OMG you such a fag stop acting like Gary brummet

by Phalanges Ortega May 26, 2010

BumPetS

The threshold of a legend,

Also in Whales reffered to as Tea and Bumpents.

Yesterday Tea And Bumpets was an absolute blast!?!

by Publano February 11, 2019

Bumpet

When a trumpeter puts his/her trumpet up to their a-hole and starts farting creating a sweet, ass melody.

Person 1: Did you hear Herb Alperts bumpet preformance last night?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I started tearing up or maybe that was the shit smell.

by THeHORNyMAN April 20, 2020

brummett

An amazingly beautiful person inside and out who is loved more than will ever know also known as a Sara and or a special kind of frog

Hey what kind of frog is that it's a brummett

by Snider812 May 7, 2020