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bruise cruise

Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!
by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008
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bruise lee

noun, verb, adjective or adverb: To be like or do like Bruce Lee when it comes to fighting skill, ie, you are Bruce Lee's equal and no one else is better, no Jet Li, no Jackie Chan, no Chuck Norris, no Tito Ortiz, etc.
Billy Jack was at the bar looking for Little White Dove but the Hell's Angels gave him shit so he had to whip out some bruise lee on 'em.
by Cry Chain Cane May 16, 2006
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bruise wednesday

not disimilar (I imagine), to kill tuesday but ends at 8am after falling down some stairs, with scuffed elbows for all concerned and means coming up with explainations that said scuffs are not carpet burns. the preceding evening usually starts with wearing clothes of the opposite gender.
there's no way I can make it to the orchid convention tomorrow 'cause it looks like tonights gonna be bruise wednesday.
by dave frank February 14, 2004
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Bruise taint

When someone lifts there ball sack and someone else smacks them on there taint (gooch).
dude last night Sandra got kinky and gave me a bruise taint
by Josh n florida February 18, 2011
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Bruise hickey

1. a hickey on the same spot as a bruise.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.
1. My girl got into a fight, and ended up bruised, so i made he whole body a bruise hickey.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.
by vakee May 22, 2011
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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.
"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
by jayhey7 April 15, 2014
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