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bruins

Pro hockey team from Boston.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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bruin

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
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Bruins

Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
by simpletroll June 16, 2011
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Bruins

1. The team that killed the interest of bostonians in hockey with constant futility and an owner who might as well be dead for how often he makes appearances.
2. The team that had Ray Borque and Cam Neely on it for many years and managed to win the president's trophy, but still couldn't take home the cup.
3. Save a late 2003 skid the best team in hockey, currently hot as hell, and the future 2004 stanley cup winners, due to some excellent goaltending by Raycroft and three solid offensive lines.
Go Bruins!
by birdboy2000 February 11, 2004
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bruins

bostons hockey team that cant get out of the first round
bruins fan: the bruins went 82-0
bruins fan2: it doesnt matter man they'll be gone in the first round
by piercefor3and1 April 21, 2004
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bruin

Something that has been ruined while under influence of a brew.
You're so drunk that you bruined that joke.
by Rusty Bumgardener October 19, 2009
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bruin

1) An unemployed person
2) One who drive a Kia
3) Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.
4) Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to crosstown rival's academic and athletic successes
5) Receipient of welfare

Note alternate pronunciation: fUCLA
My maid is a bruin.
by ucla sucks April 15, 2004
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