brownnose

To suck up, charm, flatter and kiss butt by bodily or vocal charm.

George brownnosed his way to the top instead of getting there legitimately like everyone else.

by xAv1eR0o1 October 24, 2005

Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

brownhog

Any individual who possesses socially akward qualities and several distinguishable physical features. These said features can range from abusrd hairiness to a burly physical frame to a lazy eye, all of which contribute to the individual's lack of social ability.

Wow, I hate when that brownhog follows us around everywhere.

by Darth Doucher January 17, 2009

winnemucca blowhole

When after having anal sex with a fat partner, they fart back out the load.

So, I was cinnamon sticking this wicked fat chick and during the night she lets off a winnemucca blowhole!

by Angry Beaver March 3, 2009

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003

brownoser

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003