Brown Bear

An act of masturbating during or after defecating.

I thought James went to the toilet? What's taking him so long?!.... Must be having a Brown Bear.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011

brown bear

slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

by Zeeee August 31, 2006

brown bear

a nice looking black girl who always has her hair done , got a donk and is just looking fresh to death.

damn, do yall see that tight ass brown bear over their she is looking good

by brownbearsforever March 14, 2011

Brown bear

1. A nickname for guys from India/Pakistan, NOT a racist name, just harmless.

Alot of people call Arjun Dheer a Brown Bear

Arjun: Yep...

by Foghorn April 9, 2006

brown bear

a turd

I just dropeed a big brown bear

by big borrie the second July 4, 2008

brown bear

A pussy bitch of a bear. This little softie isn't hurting shit, and if one is encountered the appropriate response is to kick the ever loving shit out of it.

Ted: Hey, look Carl, a brown bear in its natural habitat, fishing in the river and feeding its cubs!

Carl: Let's kick it's ass!

*Carl and Ted proceed to kick the bear's ass*

by Mister Moo August 5, 2007

Brown Bear

When you finger a girl's asshole.

Dude, did you Brown Bear that girl last night?

by alskdghjoir32 April 24, 2010