Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.
Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"
by Ayoe March 19, 2009
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These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
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Get the Manchild’s brown treacle mug.Trinidadian born, New York City schooled jazz trumpet player / composer based in Toronto, Canada. Winner of the 2001 Montreal jazz festival's coveted "Grand Prix du Jazz" award and the 2002 Canadian National Jazz Award for "Composer of the Year.
That brownman's one bad brother.
by Jon Kay May 5, 2004
Get the brownman mug.Someone who usually ventures from one good time to another. Usually bringing the party and the favors. His slogan is something like "what can brown do for you." He never speaks without saying fuck and loves titties and miller lite. If he doesn't post something on Facebook we need to go do a bass ln search n' rescue... This guy is a bro or at least sometimes
Look at that "brownman" fixing those air conditioners to support his bad habits and single moms.
Stripper " where's brownman I need to make some
Money"
Stripper " where's brownman I need to make some
Money"
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