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brown eyed man 

any man whom is not of the ''baltic anglo-saxon race'' but found in ofcourse all races ..an is the most UNDER APPRICIATED but in my opinion the MOST BEAUTIFUL eye color found in a man ..it brings out there dark handsome masculine side with there bold stair and there dark black hair =D an there way of getting to you with just a glance in your eyes
***where as blue eyed sufer boys who are verry common in the media scene''brad pitt''are more appriciated sadly over the brown eyed man... personally a girl who prefers a brown eyed man (like me) would perfer johnny depp over leo dicaprio
or david krumholtz over Hayden Christensen =D !
''David Krumholtz is a sexy brown eyed man.''
''I know i watch numb3rs all the time''
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brown eyed bombshell 

brown eyed bombshell by MUFFiN :) December 18, 2009

Brown eyed eagle 

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.

Brown Eyed Juicer

A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.
When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.
Brown Eyed Juicer by DMF May 27, 2005

Brown eyed tornado 

Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.
Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.
Brown eyed tornado by Hforce January 16, 2018

brown-eyed sandwich 

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.
I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!

brown eyed susan 

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.
Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!
brown eyed susan by toic June 20, 2009