n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.
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by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
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"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.
by mar'scorpio February 3, 2010
Get the broomer mug.A broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. They will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up T3's, or perks.
by Crystam August 19, 2007
Get the broomer mug.A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.
“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.
God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.
Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”
God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.
Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”
God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
by JimmyChonga24 March 22, 2020
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by A_Big_Dum December 13, 2019
Get the Broomer mug.Synonym of dumb broom , but is used only with an “Okay” in front of it.
Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.
Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
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