Broomer

A) (Pronounced broom-meh): Franglais mistranslation of the French verb balayer

B) offensive term for a janitor

The term broomer combines the English verb to broom and a French conjugation of verbs ending in er.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2022

Broomer

Someone who brooms away the mess created by groomers. Your under-appreciated dad or buddy growing up who knows that you are attracted to women and criticizes you for developing a persona that would cause your dream girl to ultimately reject you for a stronger male persona. All straight men get broomed from time to time but many refuse to admit it out of the fear of appearing weak.

My buddy was mad that I was being a broomer, but I know he'll thank me later when he gets his dream girl and deletes all the groomers on his contact list holding him down.

by Pyrrhic_revolt December 17, 2022

broomer

A broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. They will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up T3's, or perks.

Oh my God, look at that girl, she's a total broomer!

by Crystam August 19, 2007

Broomer

(Pronunced Bro·mer) when your bro is a boomer

Yo, you a broomer

by A_Big_Dum December 13, 2019

broomer

related to boomer
when you want to insult your bro but not be mean
see cinderella

bro: go away broomer

by bbyodes January 21, 2020

Broomer

Synonym of dumb broom , but is used only with an “Okay” in front of it.

Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.

Friend 1: “I fucked with John again, i hate myself for it!”
Friend 2: “Okay, broomer!”

by Dumb broom June 16, 2020

broomer

a roommate that is also a boomer

Meet my burritoistic broomer sitting on the couch over there

by MlemShobe October 20, 2020