bronk

A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.

Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!

by Roberto February 28, 2005

Bronk

To wank whilst taking a shit

John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"

Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."

by bronkey mcbronkerson August 18, 2010

Bronk

The art of being super creepy. A state generally attained when drinking alcohol.

Brent got really drunk and started to 'bronk' on these girls at the bar.

by big'ol'simone October 22, 2011

Bronk

Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.

"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"

by Jon-Jon Bon'Que'Que February 19, 2010

bronk

To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.

When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.

by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009

bronk

Person having some form of sexual relationship with his computer.

Bronk likes dutch trannies!!!

by shalbo March 2, 2005

Bronk

Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis

GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!

by Bronkitis March 23, 2009