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Thomas brodie sangster

The most amazing, adorable, beautiful person on this planet. Best known for his character Newt in the Maze Runner movies and Sam in Love Actually. He has also acted in many other movies like Nanny McPhee, Death of a superhero, Nowhere boy, Game of thrones, Phantom Halo and his voice as Ferb in Phineas and Ferb and thunderbirds. He is an amazing little fluff and deserves the world. Also Newtmas all the way.
Whos your favourite actor?

Well Thomas brodie sangsterof course!
by Ms Sangster Newton March 25, 2018
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Brociopath

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
by Spurlockio October 13, 2011
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brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible
Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"
by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019
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BroHive

When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.

Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."

Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.

The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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brodigans

Inventing new rules in a game, specifically to prevent you from winning when you're about to win.
He pulled a brodigans again!
by cogitor June 29, 2016
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brobibs

Another awesome "How I Met Your Mother" invention like Barney's "Playbook" for example.

Bib is basically a piece of clothing that is used to protect your clothes from getting stained while eating. Think of it like an apron, but much smaller. It can also be made of plastic.

Brobibs is an idea that Barney "Mr. Awesome" Stinson came up with, after he lost his beloved red tie "Cornelius" by spilling ketch-up on it while eating at the MacLaren's pub.

Barney decided to make brobibs as a consequence of the unfortunate tragedy mentioned above, which would not only protect one's beloved clothing, but also bring about a new lifestyle and fashion.
I got new brobibs today. They are Legen, wait for it... DARY!

Studies show that 83% of awesome people wear brobibs.

Ted, Suit up! Also wear the brobibs I got you.

Person: "You can't pick up girls wearing brobibs."
Me: Challenge accepted!

Me: Picks up 59 girls in a week wearing brobibs. True Story
by nikshiv January 28, 2013
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brohine

An extention of the word bro. Similar to brosef, broscious or brosephus.
by tjkennedy February 11, 2009
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