Brocked

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.

Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....

by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011

The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

brokeback mountain ass nigga

This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.

John: Leave me alone!
Tyler: You a brokeback mountain as nigga!

Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!

by silverstreaks2004 December 19, 2009

Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

by xzybit December 29, 2005

brokebackitis

A condition of emotional paralysis experienced in the days following one's viewing of "Brokeback Mountain."

Biff: "Ever since Jim saw 'Brokeback Mountain', he's been crying in his room and hanging his ex-boyfriend's shirt behind his closet door."

Doyle: "He must be suffering from brokebackitis."

by B July 28, 2008

Brokeback

(adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity.

Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.

"It's NOT a purse, it's a man-bag! It's very manly!"
"I don't know man, it looks kinda brokeback to me." -Boondocks

by BR-&-D January 22, 2006

Paul Brocked

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver

Dude Desylm Dogg he just paul brocked owen back into the closet

by kikikikikikowenisgayaf September 11, 2018