This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021
Get the Bro Zone mug.Colloquial terminology relating to a house that is populated by alumni of a fraternity where the occupants continue to live a lifestyle associated with fraternity life popularized by such movies as Animal House, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, and Old School. In contrast with other slang terms such as "bachelor pad" and "Baller", which have a positive connotation bordering on ostentatious, such houses are usually rented and tend to be in poor condition, as recent alumni generally lack the financial capabilities to invest in prime real estate.
Concluding my long day at work, I headed back to the Bro Zone hoping for a relaxing evening, only to find my roommates rippin' gravity bongs while watching porno on the big screen.
After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.
"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."
After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.
"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."
by D.U.J.H. December 9, 2008
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Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.
Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...
Later
Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...
Girl: ...
Later
Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...
by SsSs February 23, 2013
Get the Bro-zoned mug.Its the Ultimate level friend zone. It happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.
by Dknight0404 April 17, 2014
Get the Bro-zoned mug.When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.
by Treeboi April 20, 2020
Get the Bro-zoned mug.When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.
Guy1: I am in love with you
Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)
Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.
Context: India
Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)
Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.
Context: India
by Vegabond X August 24, 2017
Get the Brozone mug.atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.
Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
by lordeChae December 13, 2014
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