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Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.
"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
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Brisingr

The third book in the Inheritance Cycle. The inpronouncable name means "fire", which is associated with the first spell that Eragon learns. However most readers have attributed it to the feeling of their brains being lit on fire due to the mind-boggling complexities of prose.
“Nasuada hoped he would soon recover. If he did not, she would ask Eragon or Angela, or perhaps the two of them together, to attend to Garven. Until such time as his condition improved, she decided that he should no longer serve as an active member of the Nighthawks; Jormundur would give him something simple to do, so she would not suffer guilt at causing his any further injury, and he might at least have the pleasure of enjoying whatever visions his contact with the elves had left him with.Bitter at her loss, and furious with herself, with the elves, and with Galbatorix and the Empire for making such a sacrifice necessary, she had difficulty maintaining a soft tongue and good manners.” Quote from Brisingr
by LockBreaker February 28, 2009
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Brining Day

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.
Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.
by Reeemer December 15, 2013
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Sett Bruising

Bruising on your lower palm opposite to your thumbs, where your hand rests while using your mouse while gaming. Surrounds the area of the carpal bones and can cause a dull pain when not in use.
Fuck dude, I think I have Sett Bruising from playing League all night.
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anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex
I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.
by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008
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cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018
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brimingham booty call

during sex take your partners cell phone turn it on vibrate then shove it in there ass and call it.
by Tha_Bear_Jew February 22, 2010
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