brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 12, 2004

shit-for-brainiac

A stupid person who thinks he or she is smart.

Sam: I thought oil would smother the flames of the fire.

Dave: Way ta go, shit-for-brainiac

by sphinchterella December 29, 2006

brainiactive

Being of high IQ

Brainiactive typically infers active thought processes.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

brainiac

sarcastic. used when denoting someone's lack of intelligence, i.e. they try an idea and it fails miserably.

"Nice Job, brainiac." emphasis must be put on 'brainiac' or else it loses its effectiveness.

by Tengu March 31, 2005

Brainiac

Someone who is addicted to getting head.

Girls love Metaphor and I love em back, addicted to getting head, chicks call me the brainiac.

From the Boondocks on Adult Swim

by DiDo25878 January 4, 2008

Braniac - Science Abuse

A TV show which is supposed to be educational but it's basically just Richard Hammond blowing stuff up with chemicals.

It's shown in schools a lot of the time but that's alright if you like watching people getting tasered and trying to swim through golden syrup.

All the explosions in Braniac - Science Abuse look awesome!

by Obloid July 1, 2014

brainiac

One who is not only intelligent, but gives the best blowjobs.

My girl gives great head and is incredibly smart; but when I think about it, she's always been a brainiac.

by Bryce King September 19, 2007