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Brentyn

Usually a complete knob. Typically breast fed by their mothers until the age of 27 and like to showcase their wealth, which is almost always exclusively their inheritance. Brentyn is typically a suburban drop-kick, but believes masculinity is defined by appearing like a farmer. Will often wear attire attributed to hunting and farming, despite working a sales job and never actually partaking in hunting or farming. Often believes they are hyper attractive, despite having the physical attributes of a crab. Their super power is easily creeping out women.
Girl 1- Why does that creepy looking guy in the sales team keeping sending emails to the ‘all staff’ address?
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.
by ThePassiveSnake November 23, 2021
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Brentley

The most handsome guys in the world are named Brentley. Usually has beautiful brown eyes and dark skin. Known to be a great father, best friend, and husband. Hardworking, faithful, fantastic lover, and loving. Love naps and can be impatient.

Oh, and they usually have a nice ass.
"Brentley is my husband."
"Really? Damn, you are SO lucky!"
by wifeofagod December 23, 2016
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New and first SUV by Bently, called the Bentayga.
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He has a big black dick that no one can handle. Usually a handsome innocent man but a destroyer in bed. Best person you will ever meet and usually nice.
You know Brentley?
That’s the best person I’ve ever met.
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Brettlyn

Best girlfriend ever, amazingly beautiful and smart. Fun to be around. Makes you laugh. Good sense of humor. Likes Nathan Gerau. Nice, really pretty. Says random things. Likes the Alabama football team, and really pretty!!! :)
Pretty Smart Funny Nice Brettlyn
by Ncgerau09 March 28, 2013
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brenty

That Brenty spilled grape juice on his shirt on purpose.
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